HE IS INSUFFERABLY STUBBORN.

HAA. HAA. HAA.

POT. KETTLE. BLACK.

OH, HUSH. YOU ARE. YOU’RE THE STUBBORNEST BASTARD I HAVE EVER MET.

THAT ISN’T EVEN A WORD.

AND HE’S PEDANTIC, DID I MENTION?

HE WORKS HIMSELF uP INTO THESE ANXIETY ATTACKS. AND THEN REFuSES TO TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF. AND HE NEVER GETS ENOuGH SLEEP.

OH MY GOD SHUT UP. YOU’RE THE ONE WHO NEVER FUCKING SLEEPS, YOU’RE UP AT ALL HOURS WRITING REPORTS AND LOOKING SHIT UP AND THEN YOU GIVE YOURSELF HEADACHES AND YOU’RE ALL PISSY ABOUT IT.

HE STEALS MY TROuSERS.

HE STEALS MY TIES.

HE SMOKES IN BED. AND WON’T SHARE.

HE REFUSES TO BUY ANY BRAND OTHER THAN THESE DESPERATELY EMBARRASSING SOBRANIE COCKTAILS WHICH ARE ALL IN STUPID BRIGHT COLORS LIKE GREEN AND PINK AND YELLOW.

HE’S NOT SECuRE ENOuGH IN HIS MASCuLINITY TO SMOKE PINK CIGARETTES. IT’S SAD.

TALKING OF PINK, HE DRINKS THE MOST ASTONISHING THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN. THEY ARE STICKY AND HAVE UMBRELLAS IN THEM.

HE HAS AN uNDERDEVELOPED PALATE.

HE’S STUPIDLY TALL.

HE’S STuPIDLY SHORT.

…

COME HERE, YOU JACKASS.

DO THAT THING WHERE YOu

HNNNNNNNGH